I always think I am the most ego-centric person, therefore not capable of jealousy. Yet I am! I am so normal and regular and petty it's ridiculous. I just thought I was a selfish, self-centered asshole but no, it turns out that I am capable of wishing BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. By that I mean I am not happy for good things to happen to people, if you know what I mean. Which I do. Basically I can't believe that Berry and her German Yoshi are still together and happy! I hate happy international relations, romantic or otherwise. They even do healthy things like SIGHTSEEING and HIKING. This is probably because of my incapacity to sustain relationships, healthy or otherwise, with other people. I have learned that I can really only trust and count on myself because other people will fuck you over. Which is why I don't understand seemingly happy people like Berry and Yoshi. But PIEROGI turned out to have some fucked up stories as well...