1/2 the Church inflicted upon me the most cruel of all crimes. 1/2 the Church waited as I got the last two of my wisdom teeth taken out and then forced me to sit through a seven course meal. Meaning she and her friends gorged themselves and even ate dessert while I was sitting there in pain, watching them eat. They kept urging me to try something and I was all ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I'M CHOKING ON BLOOD. Swiss Halmoni was all let me see your bloody napkin and then proceed to LAUGH AND PROCLAIM IT TO BE SALIVA. Anyways I was justifiably pissed.

We just spent another $300 on random snacks. -_- I love this face it just explains everything and nothing. By we I mean 1/2 the Church, of course. I think the only solution is to move here but there are way more drawbacks than gains. But tailoring is much cheaper here. I got a light jacket of my mine fixeed (1.5cm off the sleeves, 10cm off the sleeve widths, shoulder moved up 1cm) and it cost about $12 and took a few hours. Amazing! I love being a fanatic about clothing fit except in actuality I don't like trying clothes on. Like at Isabel Marant and I was being all desperate to buy something, ANYTHING. Today I ate:

boiled pork dumplings
ddeok
oyster jjambong (noodles) TWICE
chesnut croissant
almond croissant
mocha bread
yogurt flavored gelato
hallabong (citrus fruit)
strawberries, pomegranate, and 2 persimmons
6 macarons
fried soft shell crab
fried shrimps in chili sauce
braised oxtail
braised chilean sea bass (my fave)
shikkae (rice drink)

Obviously this was only possible because I visited a department store by myself. That is always extremely unhealthy because my innate greediness surfaces and demands that I devour and taste and savour everything in site. Which I proceed to do. Omg I LOVE persimmons they are like golden beautiful glistening jewels. I'm obviously talking about the soft variety which is SO superior to its crispy sister. Like the most heavenly nectar just waiting for me to gobble it up. Which I proceed to do. No but actually we went to the Chosun Hotel with Gisele and Swiss Halmoni. I never knew her other name is actually Gisele but that's a little too perfect. She was always the #1 student in her high school and university studies in Geneva but decided to become a concert pianist and then met her doom (her husband). Oh well she produced beautiful gorgeous skinny talented children so it could be worse. I'm so jealous of her children and they are like 10 years old!! Speaking French, German, English and Korean. UGH!!!!